“The Night the Lights Went Out in Isfahan”:
Israel’s June 2025 Strike on Iran – The Uncensored Edition
On the night between Thursday and Friday – while half of Israel was asleep and the other half was searching for a place that sells hummus at 3 a.m. – the surprise dropped.
No, not cheaper housing. Something far rarer: a direct, precise, successful Israeli strike inside Iran. Again.
And this time?
No “according to foreign reports,” no wink from Yonit Levi. The explosions were real, the jets visible from satellites, and the Iranian regime – the same one used to hitting and denying – woke up looking like a high-school senior who just discovered he has a five-unit math exam. With a missile lodged right in the heart of the enrichment facility at Isfahan.
Surprise, Iran: The F-35s Are Back – and They Brought the Maccabees
Overnight, Israel flipped the table. Air Force jets – including a few we didn’t even know existed – sliced through radar screens, cruised over Iraq like it was a neighborhood in south Tel Aviv, and hit nuclear facilities, command centers, and air-defense batteries. A surgical strike, right in the middle of the Persian Ramadan – with less collateral damage than Israel’s coalition meetings with Gantz.
Iran was so stunned that they responded on Twitter instead of with missiles.
The Revolutionary Guard spokesman released a statement the length of an Amos Harel article, which essentially said:
“We’re checking… but obviously, it’s the Zionists.”
What Led Up to the Strike?
Two months of Persian provocations: reports of advanced uranium enrichment edging toward “apocalypse level,” tests with warheads, and direct threats toward Israel.
And what did Washington do? More negotiations.
What did the EU do? Condemn both sides, of course.
Only Israel remembered that “deterrence” isn’t a museum exhibit – it’s a policy.
Netanyahu consulted the cabinet, spoke twice with Yoav Gallant – who lately looks like Rafoul whispered blessings into his dreams – and gave the green light.
Fun fact: Itamar Ben Gvir tried to name the operation “Shoshana the Barber,” but the Names Committee vetoed it and went with
“Breaking Centrifuges 2: The Revenge.”
How Are Our Enemies Reacting?
As usual: with many words, few missiles, and oceans of antisemitism.
Khamenei tweeted, “Our long arm will reach you,” though it appears his long arm can’t extend beyond the Persian Gulf without Russian help and an AAA battery from the Khomeini era.
The Revolutionary Guard promised, “One day the Zionists will pay,” and then went right back to beating protesters in Ahvaz.
Across the Arab world?
Saudi Arabia sent a secret memo of support.
The UAE sent a warm embrace – with a complimentary oil invoice.
Jordan is furious that Israel flew over without asking for permission to breathe their airspace.
Inside Israel – Opposition, Do Not Disturb
Believe it or not – even Yair Lapid condemned Iran.
Merav Michaeli stayed silent.
Gantz applauded.
Only Yonit Levi tried to ask whether this was “a distraction from internal issues,” and was promptly swallowed on live TV by the ghostly glare of Roni Daniel.
The right, naturally, is celebrating:
“Told you so,”
“The same country that hit Osirak hits Isfahan,”
and the instant classic:
“You wanted governance? Here’s air superiority.”
Telegram conservative channels already have a meme circulating:
Khamenei with the caption, “Want to enrich uranium? Enjoy a wealth of hell.”
What Happens Now?
Well, that depends:
- If Iran decides to retaliate – regional escalation is on the table.
- If they keep whining at the UN – Israelis can go back to usual programming: the judiciary, the budget, and figuring out who locked Bennett out of the Knesset.
As for the world?
The UN will convene.
Sweden will condemn.
France will offer mediation.
But deep down, everyone understands one thing:
Israel once again proved it won’t wait to be buried with good intentions and international concern.
We draw the red lines.
And we enforce them – with F-35s, cyber warfare, and Iron Dome firepower.
In Conclusion: The Middle East Speaks Hebrew Again
Here we are – once again in a Middle East that reminds us why it’s better to be decisive than paralyzed. The strike on Iran didn’t just damage nuclear infrastructure; it blew a hole straight through the world’s complacency.
Because as Jabotinsky (minus the mustache) might have put it:
“If we don’t defend ourselves, no one will.”
And if we can do that with precision, courage, and zero civilian casualties – then we win twice:
Delivering a blow to the enemy, and watching the world panic about it.
While Khamenei debates whether to press the revenge button or the AC remote, Israelis are already preparing for the next mission:
a diplomatic strike at the UN – or a logistical strike at Rami Levy.
Depends where you find a shopping cart first.
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